my dad called me and asked to be friends on facebook. and also asked my twitter name.
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the only reaction i could produce was “Do you have any idea what does ‘personal space’ thing mean?”
oh noooo
my dad does the exact same thing
he also asked repeatedly for my skype name
my extremely googleable skype name
what exactly are you trying to accomplish, dad? want a link to my Inglourious Basterds fuckfiction? my tumblr chronicles of fassdong jokes?
‘cause I know you will google it, and oh boy, will you get mad
