Max Raabe being subtly suggestive. maybe.#Max Raabe #suit porn #hand porn #I have no shame
Tuesday, 15 April 2014
Monday, 30 December 2013
Hey I made a thing
it’s Kill Jill - a Kill Bill genderswitch!AU
Christian Bale as the Groom / Billy Kiddo (fem!Beatrix has the “Trix are for Kids” joke, so m!Beatrix can be Billy the Kid, right?)
Vanessa Redgrave as Jill
Ryan Gosling as Earl Driver (‘cause once a Driver - always a Driver)
Robin Wright as Jade
Idris Elba as Vernon Green
Daniel Henney as O-Ren Ishii
Ezra Miller as Gogo Yubari
also, mad photoshop skillz#Kill Bill #genderswitch #quentin tarantino #christian bale #vanessa redgrave #ryan gosling #robin wright #idris elba #daniel henney #ezra miller
Wednesday, 11 December 2013
it was a slow day at work, and there was a discarded issue of Moscow Times, so I made a thing
Sunday, 15 September 2013
I feel u, Geggen#kaizers orchestra #Janove Ottesen #Geir Zahl #love love love #(I don't really use tumblr anymore) #but this is an important message #you guise
Thursday, 2 May 2013
The Unbelievable Photos Taken by the Crazy Russians Who Illegally Climbed Egypt’s Great Pyramid
Last week in Egypt, a group of Russian photographers apparently climbed the Great Pyramid of Giza—hiding from guards for four hours after closing time before beginning the ascent. Climbing the pyramid, one of the photographers claims, carries a punishment of one to three years. But it was worth it. “I was speechless,” one wrote. “I felt a chilling delight, absolute happiness.”
Wednesday, 1 May 2013
this is why we can’t have nice things#jon stewart #yeah no
Paige Bradley created one of the most striking sculptures I’ve seen in recent times. Her masterpiece, entitled Expansion, is a beautiful woman seeking inner piece but fractured and bleeding with light. “From the moment we are born, the world tends to have a container already built for us to fit inside: a social security number, a gender, a race, a profession,” says Bradley. “I ponder if we are more defined by the container we are in than what we are inside. Would we recognize ourselves if we could expand beyond our bodies?”
guess what: it won’t get any better. fucking whiny kids.#unpopular opinion
Saturday, 27 April 2013
Monday, 22 April 2013
Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.
For the new followers, this is why I made these gifs to begin with.
I can’t deal with that little miliary-esque hand cross at the end. Not only is it extremely attractive, but it shows how it’s not just the suit, but the attitude and the way you carry yourself that makes a fine suit shine.